May 23, 2013   3 notes

it’s weesey, baaaby.

May 16, 2013   54,891 notes

lliampayne:

do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce 

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

May 16, 2013   55,261 notes
kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream dream

kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream dream

(Source: cordjefferson, via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

May 13, 2013   18,521 notes
May 13, 2013   45,547 notes

shavingryansprivates:

you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via orgasmic-humor)

May 13, 2013   23,132 notes

chiebutt:

What I look for in a partner:

  • Blue Eyes 
  • White Dragon

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

May 13, 2013   102,249 notes

(Source: raeosunshine, via awesomephilia)

May 13, 2013   136,417 notes

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via orgasmic-humor)

May 13, 2013   90,865 notes

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

(Source: aerisoul, via chansiajai)

April 29, 2013   63,536 notes

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)