

it’s weesey, baaaby.


it’s weesey, baaaby.
do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce
dream job
dream look
dream name
dream man
dream dream
(Source: cordjefferson, via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)
you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via orgasmic-humor)
What I look for in a partner:
- Blue Eyes
- White Dragon
(Source: raeosunshine, via awesomephilia)
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
(via orgasmic-humor)
A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret
i
wasn’t expecting that
IT’S BACK.
IT’S BACK IT’S BACK
BEST EVER
I’M SO DONE
What…
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
I’m not sure what I was expecting
(Source: aerisoul, via chansiajai)
Pika
I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD